If Jesus was a pirate
His crew would be merry and sweet
No blood of the sword, they’d be serving the Lord
And help grannies crossing the street

Jesus was calming the waters,
But he stopped himself just in time.
He almost embarrassed his shipmates
By changing the ocean to wine

If Jesus was a pirate
His ship would not need a dock
He’d lower himself to the water below
And off to the shore he would walk

The Lord is a capable captain
All the men on his ship would behave
They would have wonderful manners
Even their mothers would rave

If Jesus was a pirate
All he would do with the whores
Is feed them endless bread and wine
And help them out with the chores